He was drunk.
Totally, completely, three sheets to the wind, head over arse, sloshed, foxed and drunk.
What a coot.
“Looks like we’re going to have a visitor,” I muttered flatly, though when I looked down at the place where MJ had just moments ago been quietly sitting, there was only an empty seat.
Well, where the buggering hell had he gone?
“You scared away my mate,” I told James with a quick glare when he finally managed to stumble on over towards the girls’ staircase. He was leaning lazily against the frame of the stairwell, his hazel eyes rather blurry, his grin more stupid than his usual idiocracy, looking positively high. This, you see, is what becomes of those who drink. I rolled my eyes and threw him a pointed look. “I see you had a bit of a tumble,” I muttered dryly, motioning towards the broken table, which of course no one had bothered to right. James simply grinned.
“I lost,” he told me.
“I can see that,” I said.
“I wasn’ losing ‘fore, y’know,” he stuttered, giving a little bit of a pathetic laugh, which naturally caused me to laugh because of the whole patheticness of it all and everything. “Nope,” he went on with a giant sigh, his unsteady hand coming up to his head to rustle his hair slowly. “Wasn’ losing ‘fore. Was winning, y’know. Then…humph…dunno…s’ppse…”
It was really quite priceless.
I really did adore a drunken James.
#i have legitimately seen people say that loki has no character arc #that he has no depth and isn’t a decent villain #while i respect your right to have an opinion #you’RE FUCKING WRONG OK #LOOK AT THIS #HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING #HIS ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE #EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM HAS NEVER MADE SENSE UNTIL THIS POINT #I AM GETTING REALLY UPSET BY THIS TO CONTINUE EVALUATING THE ETHICS BEHIND IT BUT U KNOW
i got this idea the other day to look at the fashion from the 70’s, to see if i could find anything more accurate for James and Lily’s designs… how cute would it be if she’d worn a hat to their wedding? c:
..because I am the monster who parents tell their children about at night?
god, Loki just needs a hug:C
omg omg! wow!
I’m so happy that no one used my nickname “enotova”. It’s my last name and I love it because in russian it means “raccoon”.
I left my personal russian blog, so i’ll be here aaaaaall the time. And I think I’ll be doing a lot of mistakes in english grammar.
I’m going to pass english exam. It’s extremely horrible. But okay.
I did something bad.
I was judging myself the whole time I was making it but like I said before..
I regret nothing.
I BURST OUT LAUGHING FDGDSG
I have never laughed so much… ooohh hhoooo hoooo!! it hurts my lungs!! xD
I can’t breathe, help it hurts.
OMG I’M CRYING
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